✨ **The Tale of the Majestic One** 🪄🫣 *Part 1* We'll call him 🪄 Magic Man🪄 It's something Primal, Something I can Sense 🔥😍

There was this one time I met a magic man at a gas station. He seemed a little tweaked—maybe meth, maybe something else—but he was asking people for a ride, and everyone was saying no. Plus, his pants were hanging around his thighs, which was definitely unusual for Pocatello.  

He asked me for a ride, and I thought, He seems interesting. Different from the rest. So I asked if I could bum a cigarette, and he handed me one—plus five bucks for gas.  

He thought I was interesting too—chopsticks in my hair, bright green and yellow eye shadow, the whole vibe. When we got to where we were going, he said, Can I just have five more minutes of your time? and he started asking all kinds of questions. You know me—*astrology time.* I pulled up his chart, and we kept talking.  

Eventually, we decided to sit in a church parking lot and talk forever.  

He couldn’t say his Rs, which was too cute.  

At some point, I was like, I need creamer, so we went to the grocery store. On the way there, he guessed I was younger than I was, so I laughed and asked how old he thought I was. Early thirties, he said—flattering. 😆  

I told him, Nope, I’m 41.  

He was 24.  

He was so blown away he said, *What?! I mean, I'd eat your pussy right now." 🤤💧🤣

I just laughed, 🤣 and he backtracked, Oh, I hope I didn’t offend you.  

I kept laughing, like, Nah, that’s a compliment.  

We went into the store, still talking the whole time. I was watching him—those pants struggling to stay up, those ridiculously long legs. He was probably over six feet but barely 140 or 150 pounds. Lean. 🤤  

When we left, I was like, You wanna come with me so I can make my coffee?  

So back to my cute little studio we went, passing all my neighbors outside smoking before climbing four flights of stairs. I showed him all my cool shit—the crocheted mandala blanket I made, little oddities I collected.  

We laid down. And I don’t know what the fuck happened, but he just dove straight into me like he was starving.  

Next thing I know, I'm naked sitting on his face. And of course I'm like "I want you inside me!!!" 🥵 And Fucking Hell!!! 🥵😈 🔥

Eventually I did drop him off at his destination and wondered if I'd here from him. Where did you come from??? Utah apparently.

2 days later.....

July 2024

By Sonya Herrera

✨❤️‍🔥🏵️ AWEnomALi 🏵️ ❤️‍🔥 ✨